Non-Religious Wedding Readings: Part 6

By now you’ve probably clicked that we are writing a series on non-religious wedding readings, here is everything we’ve written so far. Here is our next installment.


I love how this poem makes me smile. It’s honest and light hearted. If you didn’t want to use it as a reading I suggest that you put in a card for on the wedding morning. It would be a good way to help damper some nerves.

I wanna be yours – Cooper Clarke

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust,
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust,
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot,
You call the shots,
I wanna be yours.

I wanna be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days,
I wanna be your dreamboat
When you want to sail away,
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere,
I don’t care,
I wanna be yours.

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out,
I wanna be the electric heater
You’ll get cold without,
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion,
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
That’s how deep is my devotion.

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